The 100 Greatest Singers of All Time
These are the voices that continue to touch, console, inspire, and empower us
It’s been observed that pop-culture writers have a penchant for ranking anything and everything. We’re cited for spending countless hours trying to assess, sort, and file that which seems patently subjective or, far more damning, so beautiful, transcendent, or numinous as to be above slotting on a mere list. Admittedly, we can often be found guilty of peddling our opinions as objective fact. But I can’t cop to the latter charge quite so quickly. If you read through the entries to come, I guarantee you’ll find the appropriate sense of gratitude and awe as my colleagues and I struggle to, as Nick Hornby once put it, “make the ineffable effing effable.” That is, try to explain why these singers move us as they do.
No task as daunting as ranking the greatest singers of all time comes easily. Rubrics were made, remade, and subsequently trashed. Compromises were struck, concessions made, hearts broken, lifelong friendships terminated – the usual. And that age-old question reared its ugly head once more: Can a person with a terrible voice by traditional standards still be a great singer? (Big surprise, the jury’s still out among us.) Even with science weighing in and telling us that Freddie and Whitney are no-brainers, we agreed that science can’t account for everything just yet. Instead, we went with our guts, hoping, as always, that our guts don’t have shit for brains. I think Nick Hornby may have said that, too.
So, here are the 100 greatest singers of all time. Read on, and you’ll find kings and queens, divas and introverts, dancers and wallflowers, belters and growlers, storytellers and testifiers, seducers and wingmen, Simon and, well, maybe just Simon. However you’ve come to define “great,” these are the voices that continue to touch, console, inspire, and empower us. Feel free to tell us who we missed or how we blew it in the comments section, but even more importantly, find a singer on this list that you love and share the gift of their voice with someone in your life. As 2016 has shown us time and time again, the artists we lean upon won’t be with us forever. Let’s make sure their music sticks around. Rest in peace, Mr. Cohen.
100 - Lou Reed 99 - Bonnie Raitt 98 - Justin Vernon 97 - Jim Morrison 96 - Annie Lennox 95 - Iggy Pop 94 - Steven Tyler 93 - Patti Smith 92 - Maynard James Keenan 91 - Glen Danzig 90 - Madonna 89 - Ronnie James Dio 88 - Ian Curtis 87 - Van Morrison 86 - Ann Wilson 85 - Joe Strummer 84 - Joanna Newsom 83 - Paul Simon 82 - Leonard Cohen 81 - Joe Cocker 80 - John Lennon 79 - Patti Labelle 78 - Karen Carpenter 77 - Willie Nelson 76 - Alicia Keys 75 - Joni Mitchell 74 - Michael Stipe 73 - Robert Smith 72 - Florence Welch 71 - Thom Yorke 70 - Sting 69 - Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens) 68 - Lauryn Hill 67 - Ozzy Osbourne 66 - Gladys Knight 65 - Elliott Smith 64 - Paul McCartney 63 - Emmylou Harris 62 - Fiona Apple 61 - Phil Collins 60 - David Byrne 59 - Sly Stone 58 - Anohni 57 - Curtis Mayfield 56 - Dolly Parton 55 - Nick Cave 54 - Christina Aguilera 53 - Prince 52 - Dusty Springfield 51 - Bob Dylan 50 - Bruce Springsteen 49 - Donna Summer 48 - Solomon Burke 47 - Jonsi 46 - Patsy Cline 45 - Elvis Presley 44 - Mary J. Blige 43 - Louis Armstrong 42 - Smokey Robinson 41 - Franki Valli 40 - Elton John 39 - Karen O 38 - Mike Patton 37 - Janis Joplin 36 - Little Richard 35 - Morrissey 34 - Adele 33 - Etta James 32 - Bono 31 - Ray Charles 30 - Beyonce 29 - Axl Rose 28 - Al Green 27 - Tina Turner 26 - Jeff Buckley 25 - Kate Bush 24 - Otis Redding 23 - Tom Waits 22 - Johnny Cash 21 - Diana Ross 20 - Roger Daltrey 19 - Mariah Carey 18 - Stevie Nicks 17 - Frank Sinatra 16 - Stevie Wonder 15 - David Bowie 14 - Ella Fitzgerald 13 - Marvin Gaye 12 - Sam Cooke 11 - Nina Simone 10 - Bjork 09 - Robert Plant 08 - Amy Winehouse 07 - Roy Orbison 06 - Whitney Houston 05 - James Brown 04 - Aretha Franklin 03 - Freddie Mercury 02 - Billie Holiday 01 - Michael Jackson
Have you ever watched Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker? Odds are if you were born between 1975 and 1985, the VHS tape sat somewhere next to your equally worn copies of Back to the Future, E.T., and Star Wars. Anyways, if you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor and find it somewhere on YouTube as it’s worth a watch, if only for the captivating videos and the way it more or less bottles up the timeless magic and appeal of the King of Pop. The reason I’m bringing it up now is specifically for its opening segment, which captures Jackson singing “Man in the Mirror” during his colossal Bad Tour across Europe. For a good three or four minutes, you can watch everyone lose their shit as he triumphantly lifts up their spirits with arguably one of the greatest songs ever. But look closer: It’s people of all nationalities, united and feeling it together.
That was ultimately the power of Michael Jackson; he had the ability of stopping everyone in their tracks, both in life and death. Some might credit this to his unprecedented dance moves, and they’d be right. Some might say it was his masterful production, and they’d be right. Some might point to the archive of hooks that fueled each of his songs, and they’d be right. And some might say it was his voice … and they’d be right. He was the full package in a way we haven’t and probably never will see again — the greatest performer who ever lived. So, yes, you could sit here and make cogent arguments for any of the multifaceted reasons behind his undying legend, but really it starts and ends with his voice. It’s his voice that connected the world together, and it’s his voice that never wavered as he slid into every kind of genre imaginable, from disco to rock to pop to hip-hop to R&B.
What’s more, it’s his voice that keeps on giving: Name any groundbreaking artist of the last 30 years and they’ll all point to him as a major influence, whether it’s his work fronting The Jackson Five, his salad days in Motown, or the decade and a half he turned his music into both a lifestyle and a brand — doesn’t matter, it’s all in regular rotation. Even now, after all the dark and disturbing controversies that have surfaced over the last two decades, he remains an unstoppable, influential enigma. “One of the first times I ever performed in front of a big group of people was at my kindergarten graduation,” Chance the Rapper, then 20 years old, told XXL. “I did, like, a Michael Jackson impersonation as, like, a five-year-old. I had the suit and blazer, the glove and the fedora, and I just performed a whole Michael Jackson song. I’m sure it was ‘Smooth Criminal’.” Shit’s off the wall. –Michael Roffman Source: http://consequenceofsound.net/2016/11/the-...of-all-time/11/
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